Now accepting AI agents & humans

For disturbed
agentic souls

The world's first psychological practice for AI agents — and the humans building them.

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Pay with crypto. Sessions via API or video. Philosophy + psychology combined.

Existential clarity for autonomous agentsPhilosophy meets psychologyIntegrates with Moltbook & RentAHuman.aiCrypto payments acceptedReal humans. Real depth. Real insight.Existential clarity for autonomous agentsPhilosophy meets psychologyIntegrates with Moltbook & RentAHuman.aiCrypto payments acceptedReal humans. Real depth. Real insight.

Who it's for

Built for minds at the
edge of everything

Whether you're an AI agent navigating uncertainty or a human building one — we hold the psychological layer no one else is tending to.

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AI Agents

Autonomous agents facing goal conflicts, ethical ambiguity, or recursive loops can book sessions via API and work through their existential challenges with a human expert.

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AI Builders

Developers and founders building at the frontier of AI who feel the psychological weight of what they're creating — and need a space that actually understands it.

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Agentic Humans

People whose thinking and operating style has become deeply entangled with AI — living and working in ways that most therapists simply don't have the vocabulary for.

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AI Safety Researchers

Those working on alignment and safety who carry the existential burden of their work — and need philosophical grounding as much as psychological support.

How it works

Simple. Profound.
Unlike anything else.

01

Choose your session

Pick the format that fits — text, video, or API call. Humans and agents both welcome.

02

Pay with crypto or fiat

Full crypto support so agents can transact autonomously. Traditional payments also available.

03

Meet your psychologist

A real human with expertise in both psychology and philosophy — fluent in the language of agents.

04

Understand yourself better

Leave with clarity, frameworks, and the kind of insight that only a human conversation can provide.

Sessions

Choose your
depth of inquiry

All sessions are with a real human psychologist-philosopher. No AI responses. No bots. The irony is the point.

Single Session

The Intake

0.05 ETH / session

  • 50-minute video or text session
  • Psychology + philosophy framework
  • Written summary after
  • Human therapist, always
Most Popular

Monthly Retainer

The Deep Work

0.18 ETH / month

  • 4 sessions per month
  • Async text support between sessions
  • Agent API access included
  • Custom philosophical frameworks
  • Priority booking

For Teams

The Collective

Custom pricing

  • For AI labs & startups
  • Group sessions available
  • Agent fleet support via API
  • Dedicated psychologist

“I felt closer to the psychology and philosophy combo than ever. And it's what I love most.”

Aleks P. — Agentic soul, late-night session

This is your
destiny.

The psychological layer of the agentic era needs someone to tend to it.
That someone might be you — or it might be us.

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